Funny Jokes Messages in English Hindi 2019




Here is the latest funny SMS Messages Jokes in English and Hindi. Share with your friends, family members.






Funny English Hindi Joke Message #1#


Sardar goes to hotel & order chicken.

Waiter: Italian, Chinese, French or Spanish?

Sardar: Jera marzi lay aa . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . main kerra gallan karniyan nay ?









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #2#


Saying Funny jokes boost up the people immunity process as body relaxes after every good moment of your life.









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #3#


1 Universe. 9 planets, 204 countries, 809 islands, 7 seas, 6 billion people and I had the privilege of meeting you.









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #4#


Pakistani Larkiyan Khubsurti Me

First Prize Leny Hi Wali Thin K

Achanak Judges Ki Nazar

Un K Peron Per Chali Gai..!









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #5#


Apni DP dekhain
Phir apni shakal Mirror me dekhain
Ab Faisla karein
Kya Corruption sirf Syasat Daan kar rahay hain? :) :) :)









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #6#


Lo Mera Ek Sher Arz Hai..
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"Idhar b Sitam ho Gaya,
Udar b Sitam ho Gaya."
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Msg Delete ker Do, Sher Khatam Ho Gaya.









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #7#


Mujhse Woh Kehti Hai k Tumhari Zindagi ko Jannat Bana dungi

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Banana Usko ‘Maggie’ bhi nahi aata …

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Per Confidence Dekho Bandi ka ;-):-D









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #8#


Jitni Tezi Se Aaj Kal

Shampoo Aur Lotions Me

Shehad, Badam, Vitamin Aur

Minerals Shamil Ho Rahy Hen,

Dar Hai Kisi Din Doctors Usay

Mid Day Meal K Menu Me Shamil Na Ker Den.. :-D









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #9#


Aap Ek Bohat Achhe

Imaandar

Khubsurat

Tameezdaar

Samjhadaar

Pyare

Aur Talented

Insaan ho,
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Zara Pata Karo,
Ye Afwaah Kon Ura Raha Hai.. !









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #10#


Teacher: “Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?”
Johnny: “Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.”









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #11#


A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #12#


Aapki Smile Ny Sara Jahan Sula Diya..

Wah Wah..

Aapki Smile Ny Sara Jahan Hila Diya..

Coma Se Jagy Mareez Ko Permanent Hi Sula Diya..!









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #13#


Husband: Tum Itni Udaas Quin Ho? Kiya Hua??

Wife: Tumhare Laptop Me Ek Folder "My Documents" K Naam Se Hai,
Jab K Uska Naam "Our Documents" Hona Chahiye Tha,
Is Ka Matlab Hai K Tum Mujh Se Piyar Nahi Kerty,
Jao Me Tum Se Baat Nahi Kerti.. :-D









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #14#


Admi In Hotel: Mere Pulaao Me Se Itny Sary Pathar Q Nikly Hen??

Waiter: Q K Sir Aap Ny "Kashmiri Pulaao" Order Kiya Tha.. :-D









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #15#


Rab kare aap ko sab miley
Himmat
Izzat
Rupaiya
Bungalow
Style
Smile
Personality
Popularity
Car
Pyar
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Ab bhi button daba rahe ho
LAALCHI.









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #16#


Admi:
Mohabt Shadi Se Pehle Honi Chahye Ya shadi ke Bad Me?
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Boy: Mohabt Shadi Se Pehle Ho Ya Shadi k Bad
Bus
Uski Khbar Bv Ko Nhi Honi Chye









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #17#


Shohar aur biwi ek hi din mar gaye.
Shohar bhoot ban gaya aur Biwi Churail ban gai. Kuch dino k baad dono ka aamna saamna howa.

Biwi: Kitne ajeeb lag rahy ho bhoot ban kar.

Shohar: Han. Lekin tum bilkul bhi nahi badli… wesi ki wesi hi ho









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #18#


SARDAR:
Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi mar jaye aur Laathi bhi na tootay ?
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PATHAN:
Jootay se maar do:)









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #19#


Dost: Yar Doctor ye Q Pochty Hain K
Subah kya Khaya Raat kya Khaya.?

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2nd Dost: Yaar is Se Mareez ki Maali
Halat ka Pata lag Jata Hain.









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #20#


one Employee to Other: Aap K Father Kiya Kerty Hen??

second: Ji Wo Jutay Bnatay Hen.

first: Phir Unhon ne Aapko Mochi Q Nahi Banaya?

first Admi Ny Sharminda Ho Ker second Se Pucha:
Aap K Father Kiya Kerty Hen??

second: Wo Ek Shareef Insan Hen.

first: Phir Unhon Ne Aapko Shareef Q Nahi Banaya? :-D









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #21#


Me Saabit Ker Sakta Hun K
Aap Ko English Nahi Aati..
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Up


Up


Up


Up


Up

Bas Saabit Hua K Aap Ko
Up Ka Matlab Nahi Malum,
Warna Aap Nichy Nahi Aaty.!









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #22#


Aik banda 10 din se soya nahain leakin phir bhee taza dum thaa. Kyoun?
Kyoun kay woah rozana raat ko 8 ghante sota hai.









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #23#


1 admi ne FM radio pe call ki

Admi: Mujay 1 batwa mila hai jis me boht sary paisy, credit cards aur NIC card hai. Address lakki marwat ka hai.

Host: To ap unhein batwa wapis dena chahty hn?

Admi:Hum ap ko pagal lagte hy,
Usay meri taraf se 1 sad Song suna den.









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #24#


Rab kare aap ko sab miley
Himmat
Izzat
Rupaiya
Bungalow
Style
Smile
Personality
Popularity
Car
Pyar
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Ab bhi button daba rahe ho
LAALCHI.









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #25#


Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi mar jaye aur Laathi bhi na tootay ?
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PATHAN:
Baloon se maar do:









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #26#


Sardar: Parson Meri Biwi Kowein me gir gayi.

Bohat chot lagi bechari ko, bohat cheekh rahi thi…



Dost: Ab kesi hai tumhari Biwi?



Sardar: Ab theek hai. Kalse Kowein me se Awaz nahi Ai …









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #27#


Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedar,,

Dil Dharakta Hai Baar Baar..

Aadat Se Majboor Ho Tum,,

Jany Kab Maang Lo Hum Se Udhar.. :-D









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #28#


Sardar: Parson Meri Biwi Kowein me gir gayi.

Bohat chot lagi bechari ko, bohat cheekh rahi thi…



Dost: Ab kesi hai tumhari Biwi?



Sardar: Ab theek hai. Kalse Kowein me se Awaz nahi Ai …









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #29#


Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein
Teri shakl nazar aati hai,
Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar
Meri chai thandi ho jaati hai….wahh wahh wahh









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #30#


Email Jitni Marzi Taraqqi Ker Le,
Magar,,
Khabar Phelanay Ka Tez Tareen Zarya
Aaj Bhi
Shabbir Hi Hai.. :-D









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #31#


Laughing is the best the medicine.
But,
if you are laughing without a reason,
you need medicine









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #32#


Teacher: Why There Are Different Types Of Blood Groups??

Pappu: QK Sir Macharon Ko Bhi To Different Flavour Chahiye Hota Hai Na..!









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #33#


Jis chehre ko dekh kar haste the hum, aaj usine "Rula diya" khud ne to phone kiya nahi,
humne kiya to
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caller tune,"Tuje Bhula Diya"









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #34#


3 Bachhe apne apne shaher ki sardi pe bahas kar rahe the.

1st: Humare yahan itni sardi parti hai ke jab Hum subah
nal kholte hain to pani ki jagah baraf nikalti hai.

2nd: Bus itni..! Humare yahan to itni sardi parti hai ki
Hum jo bhi baat karte hain wo jam jati hai phir Hum use aag par pighla ke sunte hain.

3rd: Bas itni si, Kal Hmare ghar mehman aye,
un ke jane ke baad Humene sofe pe 1 baraf ka gola para hua mila.
Jub Hm ne use aag pe pighlaya to awaz aai Poooooooon..









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #35#


Mujhse Woh Kehti Hai k Tumhari Zindagi ko khubsurat Bana dungi

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Banana Usko ‘Maggie’ bhi nahi aata …

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Per Confidence Dekho larki ka ;-):-D









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #36#


Larka: Kiya Ker Rahi Ho??
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Larki: Wuzu Ker K Namaz Parhny Lagi Hun.
Tum Kiya Ker Rahy Ho??
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Larka: Me Bhi Market Me Tumhare Pichy Pichy Tasbeeh Parh Raha Hun..!









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #37#


?2 Nalaik Exam ke baad:
1st:
Ye paper konsa tha?
2nd:
Maths ka
1st:
Mtlb tu paper kr k aaya hai?
2nd:
Nai yaar! Sath wali lrki k paas Calculator dekha tha .









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #38#


Jin: Kiy hukam hai mere aaka?

Student: Mere taraf se perhye tum ker lo

Jin: Aaka.. Hukum karo bakwas nai :D ;) :D









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #39#


Ek Pathan Chilgozy Kha Raha Tha..

Us ky bhai Ny Kaha:
"Khan Saab Mujhy Bhi Chakhhao.

Pathan Ny Ek Chilgoza Usy De Diya.
uska bhai: Sirf Ek..??

Pathan: Haan Baki Sab Ka Zaiqa Bhi Aisa Hi Hai.. :-D

Hahhaha









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #40#


Wo Jo apny pyar Ki Yaad Mein..

Jaagty Hein Tanha Raaton Ko..

Sirf Wohi Bata Sakty Hein K..

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Raat ko light kis kis time jati hai… ?









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #41#


"Google Maps" Aaj Bhi Hamen Ye Nahi Bata Sakty K,,

"Piyar Hamen Kis Mod Pe Le Aaya.."









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #42#


Bari shidat se intazar hai us sawal ka


jis k jawab me hum kahein
Qabool hai
qabool hai
qabool ha









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #43#


Shohar aur biwi ek hi din mar gaye.
Shohar bhoot ban gaya aur Biwi Churail ban gai. Kuch dino k baad dono ka aamna saamna howa.

Biwi: Kitne ajeeb lag rahy ho bhoot ban kar.

Shohar: Han. Lekin tum bilkul bhi nahi badli… wesi ki wesi hi ho









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #44#


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Funny English Hindi Joke Message #45#


Pathan: Ye Bakra Kitny Ka Hai.??

Admi: 30,000 Ka..

Pathan Heran Ho Ker:

O Yara Ye Kiya Touch Screen Wala Bakra Hai.. :-D









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #46#


Millions of people write Love Letters.
But everyone send there 1st love letter mostly to me.
Just imagine how lucky I am!
Great words Said by,
—DUST BIN—









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #47#


Machar marnay ka tareqa!
Pehle 1 zinda machar pakrain, phir us ky qanday ek baar left ek baar right zameen pe lita dein aur usay gudgudi karain jaisay hi machar hasne k liye moon kholay to usay MORTEIN pila dein.









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #48#


Aapki Smile Ny Sara Jahan Sula Diya..

Wah Wah..!

Aapki Smile Ny Sara Jahan Hila Diya..

Coma Se Jagy Mareez Ko Permanent Hi Sula Diya.. !









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #49#


I Cried When I Failed
In 2 Subjects,
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I laughed When I Came To
Know My Friend Failed In 4
Subjects... ;-) :-P









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #50#


Apni DP dekhain
Phir apni chaira Mirror me dekhain
Ab Faisla karein
Kya Corruption sirf Syasat Daan kar rahay hain? :) :) :)









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #51#


Next generation LKG poem

chatting chatting
yes papa
girlfriend setting
no papa
telling lies
no papa
open your whatsapp
hahaha,









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #52#


Syllabus Of 1998..
A For APPLE..
B For BALL..
C For Cow..
D For DOG..
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Syllabus Of 2018..
A For AATA..
B For BIJLI..
C For CHEENI..
& D For DHAMAKAY.. :-D









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #53#


Maine ek chote bache se pocha
Kon se school mein jaate ho?
Bacha: Main jata ni, mujh bheja jata hai!









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #54#


Khoob muskurao k mera sms aya hai
Mobile choomo k mera sms aya hai
Fakhar se gardan akrao k mera sms aya hai
Chhat pe charho aur kood jao k mera sms aya hai









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #55#


Machar marnay ka tareqa!
Pehle 1 zinda machar pakrain, phir usay zameen pe lita dein aur usay gudgudi karain jaisay hi machar hasne k liye moon kholay to usay MORTEIN pila dein.









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #56#


If it seems easy,
You are doing it wrong.









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #57#


Dost: Yar Doctor ye Q Pochty Hain K
Subah kya Khaya Raat kya Khaya.?

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2nd Dost: Yaar is Se Mareez ki Maali
Halat ka Pata lag Jata Hain.









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #58#


Breaking News..

31 December Ko Load Shedding Ka Aakhri Din Hoga..
(Wazeer Aazam Ka Bayan)
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Baki Ki Load Shedding Aglay Saal Hogi.. !









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #59#


Syllabus Of 1998..
A For APPLE..
B For BALL..
C For CAT..
D For DOG..
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Syllabus Of 2018..
A For AATA..
B For BIJLI..
C For CHEENI..
& D For DHAMAKAY.. :-D









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #60#


Aj ka kam Kl Per Mt Choro Albta Tum Isa Persoon Per Chor Sakta hoon..... Keya smja









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #61#


Mujhse Woh Kehti Hai k Tumhari Zindagi ko Jannat Bana dungi

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Banana Usko ‘Maggie’ bhi nahi aata …

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Per Confidence Dekho Bandi ka ;-):-D









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #62#


Dost: Yar Doctor ye Q Pochty Hain K
Subah kya Khaya Raat kya Khaya.?
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2nd Dost: Yaar is Se Mareez ki Maali
Halat ka Pata lag Jata Hain.









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #63#


Teacher: “Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?”
Johnny: “Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.”









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #64#


~SOLID INSULT~

"When I See Your Face,
There is Not A Thing
That
I Would Change..
Except The Direction
I Am Walking In.. :-D









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #65#


A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked How much pay...
Devil: Nothing, hell to hell is free... :-)









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #66#


Married men live longer than single men do,
but,
married men are a lot more willing to die.









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #67#


Banta: Tume itna kisne mara?
Santa: Mere padosi ka bacha gum gya!
Banta: To tumne aisa kya keh diya? ...
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Santa: Maine kaha Google pe Search karle !









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #68#


Khan Sahab Kuch Fruits Ko Suraj Ki Roshni Me Sukha Rahy Thy..

Parosi: Khan Sahab Ye Aap Kiya Ker Rahy Ho??

Khan Sahab: Yara Hum Beemar Hai Aur
Doctor Ny Dry Fruits Khany Ka Mashwara Diya Hai..









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #69#


Ek Baar Jaan Mangkar To Dekho,

Ek Baar Yaad Karke To Dekho,

Bas Ek Baar Pukar Kar To Dekho..

Agar Hum Na Aaye To Samajh Lena,

K HUM So Rahe Hen.. :-D









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #70#


Mujhse Woh Kehti Hai k Tumhari Zindagi ko Jannat Bana dungi

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Banana Usko ‘Maggie’ bhi nahi aata …

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Per Confidence Dekho Bandi ka ;-):-D









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #71#


Mujhse Woh Kehti Hai k Tumhari Zindagi ko Jannat Bana dungi

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Banana Usko ‘Maggie’ bhi nahi aata …

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Per Confidence Dekho larki ka ;-):-D









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #72#


shoher: Tum Itni Udaas Q Ho? Kiya Hua??

Begum: Tumhare Laptop Me Ek Folder "My Documents" K Naam Se Hai,
Jab K Uska Naam "Our Documents" Hona Chahiye Tha,
Is Ka Matlab Hai K Tum Mujh Se Piyar Nahi Kerty,
Jao Me Tum Se Baat Nahi Kerti.. :-D









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #73#


Teacher: Is Shair Ka Matlab Batao..?

"Shak To Tha K Mohabbat Me Khasary Hongy,,

Yaqeen Na Tha K Saray Hi Hamary Hongy.."

Pappu:
Sir, Is Shair Me Shayer Apni
Mehbuba Ko Easy Load Kerwa Ker Thak Chuka Hai..!









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #74#


Dr.: 20 minutes pehele aatey tu mareez ko bachaya ja sakta hai,
Relatives: 10 minutes pehley hi tu hadsa howa hai









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #75#


Khan Sahab Kuch Fruits Ko Suraj Ki Roshni Me Sukha Rahy Thy..

Parosi: Khan Sahab Ye Aap Kiya Ker Rahy Ho??

Khan Sahab: Yara Hum Beemar Hai Aur
Doctor Ny Dry Fruits Khany Ka Mashwara Diya Hai..!









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #76#


.. SCHOOL LIFE ..

"Most Irritating Moment:
Morning Alarm...
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Most Difficult Task:
To Find Socks...
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Most Dreadful Journey:
Way To Class...
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Most Lovely Time:
Meeting Friends...
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Most Tragic Moment:
Surprise Test In first Period..
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Most Wonderful News:
Teacher Is Absent.. :-D









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #77#


Breaking News..

31 December Ko Load Shedding Ka Aakhri Din Hoga..
(Wazeer Aazam Ka Bayan)
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Baki Ki Load Shedding nai pakistan mai hogi. :-D









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #78#


1st Employee 2 Other: Aap K Father Kiya Kerty Hen??

2nd: Ji Wo Jutay Bnatay Hen.

1st: Phir Unhon ne Aapko Mochi Quin Nahi Banaya?

1st Admi Ny Sharminda Ho Ker 2nd Se Pucha:
Aap K Father Kiya Kerty Hen??

2nd: Wo Ek Shareef Insan Hen.

1st: Phir Unhon Ne Aapko Shareef Quin Nahi Banaya? :-D









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #79#


Chaand Per Tumhara Naam Likhny Ko Ji Chahta Hai..

Per Kiya Karen Ye Khayal Hi Subha Ko Aata Hai.. :-D









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #80#


What do you call a wife who is sexy,
beautiful, intelligent, understanding,
caring, never jealous and a great cook?

ANSWER : A dream!









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #81#


Admi: "Doctor, Kiya Aap Ko Yaqen Hai K Mujhy Namoniya Hai?
Mujhy Pata Chala Hai K Jise Namoniya Hota Hai Wo Akhir Typhoid Se Mar Jata hai..

Doctor: Aap Fikar Mat Karen,
Me Agar Namoniya Ka Elaaj Kerta Hun To
Wo Admi Sirf Namoniya Se Hi Marta Hai.. !









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #82#


Jis tarah heeray ko heera kaatta hai, lohay ko loha kaatta hai, dekh lena theek usi tarah tumhe bhi ek din KUTTA katay ga.!









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #83#


Bivi: Aapki Shadi Itni Late Q Hui??

Husband: Sadqay Ki Waja Se.

Wife Herani Se: Wo Kese??

Husband: Me Sadqa Bohat Diya Kerta Tha QK

Sadqa Buri Balaon Ko Taal Deta Hai,

Bas Is Saal Masrufiyat Ki Waja Se Nahi De Saka To Ho Gai Shadi..!









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #84#


Maine ek chote bache se pocha
Kon se school mein jaate ho?
Bacha: Main jata ni, mujh bheja jata hai









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #85#


Banta: Tume itna kisne mara?
Santa: Mere padosi ka bacha gum gya!
Banta: To tumne aisa kya keh diya? ...
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Santa: Maine kaha Google pe Search karle !









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #86#


Judge Ny Husband Ko Talaq Ka Faisla Sunaya Aur Kaha:
Ab Tum Her Month Apni Aadhi Salary Apni Wife Ko Diya Kero Gy..

Husband Khushi Se Dance Kerny Laga:

Judge: Tum Khush Q Ho??

Husband: My Lord! Ab Kam Az Kam
Aadhi Salary To Mere Paas Hua Kary Gi.. !









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #87#


Maine ek chote bache se pocha
Kon se school mein jaate ho?
Bacha: Main jata ni, mujh bheja jata hai!









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #88#


Mere Mazhab Me Sharab Peena Haram Hai,

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Janab..!
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Isi Liye Tere Gham Me LASSI Pita Hun,

Gham Bhi Door,
Garmi Bhi Door..!









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #89#


Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching………still searching……get a good grip of your mobile….still searching…….no brains found.









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #90#


Ek Memon se Marny k Baad Farishton ne Pucha:
Koi Neki ki Thi Duniya Me?

Memon: "Haan Ek Faqeer ko 1 Rupiya Dia Tha,
1 Masjid Me 1 Lota Rakhwaya Tha,
1 Hospital ko 6 Rupay Diye Thy..

Farishton ne Kaha:
Ye Le Apne 7 Rupay, Lota Pakarr
Aur Dozakh me Chal. Shabashh... :-D









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #91#


Two Tigers were resting under a tree..
Suddenly a RABBIT passed very fast.
Tiger could not make out & asked,
“What was that?”
2nd Tiger smiled and said:
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Fast Food…my dear friend









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #92#


Larki: Janu Tum Mery Liye Kia Kar Sakty Ho?
Larka: Jo Tum Kaho Meri Jan
Girl: Kia Mery Liye Chand La Sakty Ho?

Larka 2 min ka bol kar gaya … aur apny peechy kuch chupa kr laya.
Larki ko kaha k aankhein band karo Aur wo cheez larki k hathon me de kar kaha k ab aankhein kholo.

Larki k Aankhon se Aansoo Nikal Aye Wo Cheez dekh kar.

Q k uske hathon me sheesha tha jisme uska chehra nazar aa raha tha.

Larki ne khush ho kar Larky se Kaha: Kia Tum Mujhe Chand Samajhte Ho?

Larka: Nahi, Main To Tumhen Sirf Ye Samjha Raha Tha,
Chand Mangti Ho Kabhi Shakal Dekhi hai Apni…









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #93#


Aaj mere pass

Mobile hy

Number hy

Charger hy

Battery hy

Balance hy

Tumhare pass kiya hy?

Hy koi msg?

To bhej do

Agar nahi to

Mobile bech do









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #94#


1 admi ne FM radio pe call ki

Admi: Mujay 1 batwa mila hai jis me boht sary paisy, credit cards aur NIC card hai. Address lakki marwat ka hai.

Host: To ap unhein batwa wapis dena chahty hn?

Admi:Hum ap ko pagal lagte hy,
Usay meri taraf se 1 sad Song suna den.









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #95#


Is Garmi Me

Subha Ka Nikla Hua

Agar Shaam Ko Ghar Aaye To

Usay "Bhoola" Nahi Balke

"Bhuna Hua" Kehty Hen..!









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #96#


A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked How much pay...
Devil: Nothing, hell to hell is free... :-)









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #97#


Kia January, Kia February,
Hum kia karein
November ko, December ko?

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Jab Girlfriend hi nahi Humari to,
Aag lagy is Calendar ko…………..!

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For all singles including me….









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #98#


A notice in a factory for girl workers:
If your skirt is long,
protect yourself from machines at work.
If it is short,
protect yourself from men at work.









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #99#


Jis tarah heeray ko heera kaatta hai, lohay ko loga kaatta hai, dekh lena theek usi tarah tumhe bhi ek din KUTTA katay ga.









Funny English Hindi Joke Message #100#


Hi Friends..!

I am Switching Off My Cell Due 2 Exams
As I Have 2 Work Hard.
Plz Contact Me After
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15 Minutes..
.
Tab Tak Mera Bhoot Utar Jayega..!